Gym Sexy Time

Hey Baby, I am at the gym, it is super early and no one is here so I thought you would get a kick out of this pic!  You always say my body is like whoa, but it is hard dam work, I am in here before the sun rises some days and work up a sweat all over these curves.

Working out by myself is sooo much better, I don't have to deal with sweaty dumb jocks trying to hit on me...uggh yuck for real!  I am totally not into them but those stinky brutes never seem to take no for an answer..as if I would think about them and there tiny steroid wieners...Sure teasing is fun, but I just love you baby and that big meaty dick.   I am going to think about it now as I jump in the shower.  There are no other girls with me so put those lesbo fantasy's out of your head and just stroke that dick to this pic.  

I know how worked up you get when I come home in my work out tight clothes...I think it is gross especially when i don't shower, but you can't help yourself can you?  You love getting a boner before I can even take off my sports bra and yoga pants! 

That one time when we filmed it was crazy...your dick looked so big and that load you splashed on my face was huge!  I still watch that when you go out of town and I am alone....

OK baby a few more reps and I will come home and suck you off again...until then enjoy the pic! 

big boobs pop out by wezlydog

Ladies Compare Boobs

Hey there, so happy I found this site, we were bored last night on campus and just had to compare boobs!  My boyfriend couldn't believe we were actually going to do it but why not?  I am on the left in the picture wearing my favorite pink shirt, I know my skinny body gets all the boys to notice me, especially when I wear a short skirt, but holy cow, Marissa's Body is totally like whoa!  She always wear bulky sweaters, so we never got to see those puppies  before, but the minute she pulled down that blue top Chrissy and I couldn't take our eyes off of them.

Jeez they were big, she bounced them around and acted all silly, but man those are special.  We must have compared our titties for a half hour, squeezing and poking, jiggling all about.  You can have endless fun with these.  I had forgotten all about my boyfriend and when I looked over his eyes were bugging out of his head...and that wasn't the only thing bugging out, he had a tent pole in his shorts!  We just laughed and pushed him out of our room...we had more comparing to do Chrissy was a bit shy but Marissa was into it...we even filmed some....hope you like it:

Comparing Boobs by penguin_2012


Comparing Boobs 2 by penguin_2012


Comparing Boobs 3 by penguin_2012

Crazy Naked Hotel Fun

Jessica is crazy!  When I saw this site I just had to send in this story about my best friend and our vacation.  She knows her body is like whoa, but I never thought she would be as daring as she was in Cancun.  We met some boys from Nebraska, total dorks, but they were the only other Americans at the hotel so we had to talk to them.  They sucked and were really skinny, so we didn't hang out long with them at all, in fact we tried to ditch them every chance we had.  Then one evening we were finishing working on our tan down at the pool and the 2 geeks walked out in their bathing suits.  They bought us drinks then sat on the other side of the pool just gawking at us, I mean come on My body may not be as whoa as Jess, but  I am no slouch either, especially my ass...come talk to us, even if they really didn't have a shot.

Anyway Jess really wanted to mess with them so she took off her top to work on her tanlines...that did it...we could see the dork's boners from all the way across the pool!  They tented out their suits and everything.  Jessica noticed and then said, "Those dorks have big dorks, maybe we should guve them another chance.  This will really get them worked up" and she took off her bottoms! 

All she was wearing now was a silly hat she bought at the airport, without even flinching she got up and started walking out of the pool area totally buff, my jaw hit the floor, and the geeks cocks almost busted out...It took me a few minutes after Jess caused the crazy scene but I realized that Jess left her suit and I had our only room key!! 

I pulled it together and jogged after her, my butt must have looked pretty good in my bikini bottoms while I was hustling because when I turned around I saw the Nebraska losers with stains in their bathing suits.  I laughed and left the pool.  When I got up to our room I couldn't believe it, there was Jess just standing outside our room naked, not a care in the world.  Since then she has gone nude in public a lot, guess this was the staert of a dirty thrill.  It was so funny I had to take a picture, she posed with a hand bra and hat covering but you got the full story here...well not the full story we still had lots of hotel fun that trip...we even streaked the halls together drunk later!

Two naked teens streak through hotel corridors by 1982FilmFan

Dorm Room Dames

That was a wild night in the dorm...jeez just look at my eyes, I am fried.  Who could blame me for grabbing Jaime's huge rack though?  We were partying and dancing to some music when Jamie started giving me a lapdance, she seems to do that a lot.  Her body is totally like whoa, since we we got to college we have been best friends, roommates and sometimes even more...like about 25 minutes after this picture was taken! 

It is hard to keep my hands off those jiggling bags of fun, we are not totally lez, but jeez you'd have to be dead to not want to play with those.  Sometimes we invite our dorm neighbor Bobby to join us and he actually took this picture.  When he gets naked with us he gets worked up so fast though, it isn't long before he squirts everywhere...it is messy but Jaime and I usually just laugh and play with each other the rest of the night while he watches.

I am going to get a boyfriend one of these days, Jaime has one now, but I think she is dumping him soon.  To be honest why would I want a gross hairy dude when I can have this every night when I come from class?!?!  I may be drunk in this picture but I ain't dumb! We have had some insane parties in these dorms, full on naked time I am talking!

Her ass is almost as great as her boobs, and don't get me started on her clean box...oh man I am getting so worked up now...I am going to leave the library and head back to the dorm to see if Jaime is there...hopefully not wearing much at all...This is going to be a fun semester!

Soap and Some Other Stuff

Donna had her boyfriend Tim over for the first time in forever, she always went to visit him at his off-campus apartment, but they got drunk and stumbled back to our dorm, Donna was a wreck and hanging all over him making out.  Tim seemed in better shape but was still blitzed...he looked kinda hot though carrying her in.  I was up late studying thats what we straight A students do!  Tim hadn't seen me since Freshman year and since then My Body has really gotten Like Whoa! 

Yeah I know he almost stumbled and fell when he saw my huge boobies, most guys do.  I was in my see thru t-shirt (which must have been a sight) and pajama pants about ready to shower and call it a night.  Stumbling into bed I excused myself to the bathroom as they were undressing for bed, i took a quick glance back and saw Donna smiling and mumbling with her eyes crossing and Tim in his boxers with what looks like a big bottle of booze he must have smuggled out...wait a second is that his boner?!?! Oh! My! God!  I looked and saw Tim with a dumb smirk on.  I got so embarrassed I ran out to the bathroom (huge boobs bouncing the whole way I realized...a bit too late).

Oh my god oh my god oh my god, that thang was huge, like my titties!  woof!  No wonder Donna is always smiling.  I had to put it out of my mind as I hopped in the shower and soaped up my massive chest...jezz I must go through a bar of soap a week on these puppies.  Lots of track of land to cover up!  As I washed between my legs I thought of Tim's huge dork!  "No I can't, he's Donna's Man" I actually said out loud as I washed my crotch for just a little longer.  Suds foaming everywhere, I heard the door creak open and thought Donna was just readying for bed, we always share the bathroom...dorm life, duh! 

I Heard Donna start to pee, "Holy Whopper with a side of balls D baby, your man has got a huge Wang!  I mean I got some huge Wang's here" As I fondled my girls (it was a bad joke as my last name is Wang) and let my big boobies bounce and smack each other causing the suds to fly...I giggled in spite of myself.   

Donna finally stopped peeing, jeez she must have drank a lot, and When I looked though the curtain I thought she really looked bigger, and what is she stroking down there...OH MY GOD!  Just then the curtain flies open and it's Tim with his one eyed monster in his hand!!!

"EKK!!" What are you doing here!?!" I yelped as I tried to cover my big boobs, but they were so slippery, and my nipples kept popping out.  I tried to look Tim in the eye, but could not look above his pistoning hand working that huge member, gawd how could he stand up with all the blood flowing to that thing.

He didn't say a word he was in a stupor and he even drooled a little, I was scared but couldn't move at all, I just shuffled back and fourth as he pumped his mega dick faster and faster, it was weird but I was kinda excited.  "Uhh Tim are you O..Ok?" I mumbled as I bent over and got a closer look giving him a view of my hanging boobs.  "Ugh" was the the only thing he uttered as he shot his first wad.  "Ekk" I screamed again as it splashed on my nose, gross. I stood and grabbed my boobs as the spunk mixed with the soap all over my body, god that was a lot of jizz!   

Tim just grunted and went back to bed, I washed off the soap and cum, we never talked about, I am not even sure he remembers, but I sure do, and it started my love affair of soaping up my big boobs in front of people, I even filmed it a few times...

Hitomi-Tanaka gets her Huge J Cup Boobs All Soapy by breastlove


I never was with anyone as big as Tim though, I still think about that night...

Absence Makes the Desire Grow Bigger

Absence Makes the Desire Grow Bigger

When I haven't seen my boyfriend for a week in the summer because he works and I'm still in college, I always put this dress on because it just makes it really easy to do the first thing we always do after we haven't seen each other for a week. My fingers and toys - which I use all the time during the week - are no match for that huge dick of his that rips out of his pants as soon as he runs into the house. It's so funny. My roommates know how Steve and I get after being apart for a week and when they see me put on the dress...which they call the fuck dress...they know it's gonna get loud for a few hours. 

When he runs in the house, he's already hard and I love to see him pull his pants off and watch his dick pop up. It sticks up way above his belly button!! Like to his chest!! I know he's really big but, fuck, it looks so much bigger every time I see it! All he can say when he runs in is, "Damn, baby, I gotta fuck you right now!" He just likes me to bend over and pull the dress up so he can do me from behind. Oh GOD it feels so good when he goes in but it really hurts too. He's almost so big that it sometimes takes a while to get in. When that happens, we both get so frustrated and run around trying to find something to rub on him to make it slide in easier. And when we do find something and I rub it on him, he's so hard that he just start shooting all over the place right away and yelling and yelling and yelling and grabbing me trying to get inside me before he's even stopped shooting the first time!

Once I gave him a handjob in this dress, and I had to film it.  I even stretched my mouth around it, it almost didn't fit! I know I know, slutty for certain but that big dick gets me so hot. 

He's crazy. I've never been with anyone who shoots so much. He can shoot all the way across my room and it just doesn't stop once he starts! It lasts so long and he loves to splash it all over me which sometimes I think is really hot and sometimes really gross.

I mean his cumshots are even bigger then these!!

Every other guy I've been with just has nothing left after they cum the first time. Steve. No way. As soon as he finished, he needs to go again so we can have sex over and over and over for hours!!! Fuck. I think I had an orgasm once that lasted for an hour! He tells me after a while my body just starts convulsing all over and I make these stutter like whiny noises. I don't remember any of that. Just that it feels so fucking great.

I usually need to stop before he's ready to finish. It just gets too painful having him in me for so long so if he still needs to shoot, I just let him jack it in front of me or I do it for him. The room is a gooey mess after we finish - which disgusts my roommates if they see if before I've cleaned - but I just couldn't live without him. Or his huge dick:-)

Short Skirt Dare Gets Messy Date

Short Skirt Dare Gets Messy Date

 I actually wore this skirt out of the house! I never wear it anywhere. I never wear any short skirts. My old boyfriend bought it for me cause he said I looked hot in it. I was so nervous because it was really windy that day and the skirt kept blowing up but Rebecca said if I made it through the day she'd try to hook me up with her brother who is wicked hot. She made me pose for this pic too because she said when her brother saw it, he's really want to go out with me. I've had other guys tell me My Body Is Like Whoa but this made me feel kinda sleazy...like Rebecca as selling me to her brother. She just laughed and said don't be stupid. You know all guys want is to get into your pants. That is true but it didn't make me feel any better.

 

The skirt made every guy stare at me too which was so annoying. They were all like, "Babe, that is hot!.  When I walked around at times it sounded like they were all having a group orgasm it was gross.


Anyway, I made it though the day but it was really really weird because every single person...even girls...were looking at me. It felt really strange. I did go on a that with Wayne but it sucked. He said I had to wear the skirt so I did but as soon as he got me in his car and saw me sit, he started touching me and kissing me and rubbing me. I didn't really want to but it felt so good and he was really REALLY hot so I just let him fuck me right in the car.

He lasted like three seconds before he went into this incredibly loud and long...and messy...orgasm. After, I wished I never let him because he had like the tiniest dick and I got nothing from it. Except his mess all over me. Gross. It gave me a good reason to throw the skirt away.

Bubble Butt And Flour On Counter

Bubble Butt And Flour On Counter 

I think it borders on a freakish fetish but my husband loves when I climb around on the kitchen counters wearing a thong. He says he likes my bubble butt and he likes to imagine me cooking dressed like that. I tell him to imagine all he wants because I hate cooking. Besides, he does it all anyway and it's really good. I would just screw it up. 

When I saw this website, I thought, yea, My Body Is Like Whoa so I thought I'd contribute my little story about how my body makes my man do weird stuff. I've always been able to get guys to do whatever I want by teasing them and it's not much different with my husband. I mean I'm not malicious about it but I just kinda like to play with him and tease him and stuff.

He likes to do this weird thing where he puts flour all over the counter and asks me to bend over in it while he...yea..does me doggy style. I like to tease him and tell him he has to promise to get the kids from daycare before I let him. He always says yes:-)

Bursting Buttons Make For Gooey Pool Water

Bursting Buttons Make For Gooey Pool Water

My boyfriend loves to take pictures of me like this with my boobs pushed out. He likes how my shirts are always really tight around my boobs and how they make the buttons stretch. I think it's weird but it seems get him all...ya know...wanting me. Sometimes when he takes pix of my like this the buttons actually pop right off the shirt and that that just makes him so crazy. He drops the camera and like jumps all over me. I'm used to it now but I still think it's so funny that guys completely lose all control when they get close to me. one kid got a hard on in church! That was freaky. My sister and I just laughed. She always tells me My Body Is Like whoa but hers is too. You should see. Her boobs are even bigger than mine and I'm older than her!

My neighbor Justin can't even look at us in our bikinis when he comes over to our pool. He sticks out so far. It happens all the time so we just tell him no to worry about it. It's so funny. He rubbed it in the pool once. That was so gross! All his stuff was floating around in the pool. Disgusting. He tells us he has to do it. It's still gross though

japanese buttons by frankotte

Focus on the Crab, Not The BOOBS!

Focus on the Crab, Not The BOOBS!

No. Not my boobs, silly. The crab. Or whatever this thing is. See? I just found it in the sand. I wanna put a pic of it on Flickr so take a good one. Dude, the crab, not the boobs OK! See? The thing in my hands? OK, yes, it is a lot smaller than my boobs but come on, just for a second can you just stop thinking about my boobs? Yes, they're 34D. I've told you that a million fuckin' times so stop asking! 

The crab, dude. OK, yes, yes. Alright. My Body is Like Whoa but can we get to the fuckin's crab now??? Thanks. Good. Ya wanna have sex now? Wait! Wait! Not right on the beach you idiot. Come on. Let's go back to the hotel.

Get It All Out Before Your Mom Gets Here

Get It All Out Before Your Mom Gets Here

Hey. Come on. I told you not to sneak up on me and pull my top down like that.  I can barely cover these big boobies and they bounce all over the place when you do that. I have to get ready. Your Mom's coming over in like less than an hour and I need to take a shower i was just going to the bathroom. No, I'm not taking my arms down. I don't want any naked pix of me all over the Internet. No, I'm not gonna show you more of my boobs. I can barely cover them anyway so what more do you want to see? No! I said no. No nipples. You can obsess over them later. We have to get ready. Yes, I know you like how huge they are but just imagine what it's like walking around with them sticking out all the time and people staring at them. Yea, I'm sure they like it but I don't.  Jeez you love hand bras don't ya?

Oh stop. Come on. No. Don't. You can't get all hard now right before they come over. You know what happens to you. Yes. I know My Body Is Like Whoa but come on. Stop! Do not take your pants off! Do not...oh fuck...dammit...why do you have to be so huge? Can't you ever contain that thing? Of course you can't. You never can. You're always bustin' outta your pants at even the slightest hint of skin. Someday, you'll actually be able to look at my boobs without exploding out of your pants. OK, fuck...come here get in the bathroom with me. We have to hurry if we're gonna get it all out of you before your parents get here.

OK...just...come here....turn around....OK....I got it. There. Let me just get my hands around...yes, you do like that don't you. Damn. Just how the fuck do you deal with this thing all the time? No wonder your pants are off all the time. It's too fuckin' big to fit in them! I can barely get my hands around it. No wonder we haven't been able to have sex yet. OK. Faster? OK. There. OK. Here we go. Let it out baby. Oh wait, wait. Point to the tub. There...OK...let it go... pretend you're fucking me from behind and your hands are all over my tits. Ah...ok...yup...that did it. Let it...damn, that's a lot. Not so loud. The roommates. Come on...quiet. Damn. Mmm...and even more. Nice, dude. All over the wall...
Yea, I know you're still hard. Yes, I know you still need to shoot. My tits? OK. Here. Just. There. Let me get them around it. OK. There. Ouch! Watch out for my face! OK. OK. Easy. Not so fast. I can't keep up. Just. Oops. There you go again. Oh fuck. Not all in my face, dude. Um. Uh. Yuck. Fuck. Does it stop? Fuck. I guess not. Ew. Come on! There's more? Damn, you fuckin' covered me. I need a shower!
Oh come on! You can't still be hard? Unbelievable. how much cum do you have? You need to cum again? No. No. We don't have time for that. No. It won't fit! We tried. Yea, I know it's gonna work sooner or later but we don't have time before your parents get here! Stop! OK. OK. Wait. Here. get behind me. There. Now stick it between my legs. OK. Now I'll squeeze my legs around it. There. You like that. Ha! I guess you do. Now fuck me. Pretend you are inside me and fucking the shit out of me. Let me jack you too. Ha! It's like I have a dick! Is this what it's like to jack off? Just rubbing with two hands like this? Cool. Let me know when....mmm....let it all out....there...mmm...damn that's a lot. Fuck.

OK, dude, your balls gotta be empty by now. Look at all that shit all over the wall...and my face you freak! Ew...but I love it! So hot. OK, wait. No. Stop. Come one. Don't. You know it's not gonna fit. yea, I know I'm wet but dude, look at the size of that thing! We don't have time. We don't...OH MY FUCKING GOD! Ow, Ouch! Stop! Ow. Ow. Ow. Uh...mmm...oh my god...oh god, oh fuck...ow...so good.... oh god. Shit. OH MY FUCKIN......

I'm Not Just A Pair of Boobs

I'm Not Just A Pair of Boobs

 The whole time I was posed like this the photographer kept asking me to move my hand aways from my breasts but I told him no, I wouldn't do it. He knew I was not contracted to do nude but he kept bugging me. Both of us knew my boobs would fall into the pool if I took my hand away but that wasn't stopping him. He's the only photographer I've worked with in a long time that got physically and noticeable excited during the shoot. I mean I know My Body Is Like Whoa but a professional shouldn't get aroused during a shoot. It's just wrong and it made me feel really dirty. I don't do nude and I don't do porn and he should have known that.

Yea, I know my boobs are huge and guys like that...even if they are professional photographer but it just really made me angry. I thought about complaining to my agent but I felt bad for the guy. Even though he was kinda weird about it and way more excited than he should have been, I could understand it I guess. every other guy gets weird around me so I guess it was normal in a weird way for him to get like that.

I just hope guys like the pictures. Sometimes I don't think I'm as nice looking as a lot of other models but my agent keeps calling so I guess there's people out there that like to look at me. I just hope it's not just because of my boobs. They always want the cleavage shot and it seems like that's all they care about but I can't believe guys only care about boobs. They're just a stupid body part. Besides, they can be a pain in the ass a lot of the time too cause they're heavy and they bounce and it's hard to find tops that fit right. I shouldn't complain though. They make me a lot of money!

Shelly's Boyfriend Eric Is Huge!

Shelly's Boyfriend Eric Is Huge

 Shelly looks damn fine. I'm not lez or anything but her Body Is so Like Whoa. Her boyfriend Eric can't keep himself off her ass. She's always wearing thongs and mini. Like at the beach, her ass is all out and Eric has like this huge hard on the whole time. I wish Mark was as big as Eric. Fuck, it's so huge, it's pulls his shorts right off him!

Shelly tells me fucking really hurts unless he goes really slow but it definitely doesn't sound like he's going very slow when they are fucking in her room next to mine. He is fucking loud! And they go for like ever. Shelly tells me he can cum like 5-6 times in a row and still stay hard. Fuckin Mark rolls over and falls asleep after just one time:-( I would so like to fuck Eric...even just one time.

When Shelly was drunk one time and Eric was really wanting to have sex, I said he should just take it out. He did, and oh my FUCKIN GOD! It was so thick and it stuck up way , way above his belly button and it just bobbed in the air back and fourth.

I didn't know what to say. I wanted to sit on him right there but Shelly would be so upset so I told him to jack it for me. He said he needed some help, I couldn't fuck him, but I could take off my to to give him some inspiration...who would know?!?!  I may not have an ass like Shelly, but my boobs are much bigger and perky too, yeah my Body is Like Woah too, Eric's dork sure thought so, it grew another inch when my nipples bounced out rock hard into the air!

He really wanted to fuck, but I couldn't, OK I really wanted to but I like Shelley, it's just ...that ..that..that dick!  I comprised and reached out and started jacking it to help us both out...with my boobs bouncing and just my necklace on the top of my body...he stood up I bent below him, it was so hot...I kept jacking and jacking, I could barely get my hand around it.  His leg started shaking like my tits and he told me he was going to blow pretty quickly.

Holy fuckin shit I couldn't believe how much juice shot out of his dick. It was freakish!! It just wouldn't stop....and he did it like four times. Totally got all over me too, my big boobs got glazed like a donut. Kinda gross but kinda cool too.

I never did tell Shelly about that but I think she knows. She tells me he's always jacking off, once he even said my name!. If they aren't having sex, that's all he's doing. Something about it really hurting if he doesn't. I still want that thing inside of me.

I'm Getting Way Too Big For My Bra!

I'm Getting Way Too Big For My Bra

Yesterday, my Mom told me I had to get a new bikini because too much of my boobs are showing. Looking now, I guess she might be right. I mean, DAMN, they got huge! They were so tiny last year and now they are so big. No wonder guys are like staring at me all the time and telling me My Body Is Like Whoa. Yea, I guess it is. They're like 32DD now and still growing. I like that they are big but if they get any bigger, it's gonna start to suck.

My older sister is huge. I mean really, really huge. She wears a 36G bra but her boobs are like bulging all out of it cause they're still growing. I so don't want my boobs to be that big. She can't run and guys like just talk to her boobs. Well, they do that with me too but I still kinda like it. My sis hates it and gets really pissed off when I guy won't look her in the eyes. I just tease the guys. It's more fun to watch them get all like awkward looking and stuff. When Randy was over the other day with a bunch of my other friends he was acting weird and holding his coat over his legs. The he said he had to go to the bathroom and ran really quick to get there. I don't know if he was actually going to the bathroom because he was kinda making a lot of noise after he was in there for a few minutes. I bet know what he was doing!

Anyway, I'm gonna go bra shopping and look for a new bikini tomorrow. I hope I can find ones that fit cause last time I just couldn't fit into most of the ones I tried. They were all way too small and my boobs were spilling out the sides. My sister says there's a special place she goes so maybe I'll try that. Later.

A Little Patience Gets You My Whole Body

A Little Patience Gets You My Whole Body

Sometimes when I look in the mirror and I see that my boobs are getting too big for my tops, I always wonder if that makes me look sexy or slutty. I guess it must be kinda slutty to not be properly covered but then I think, My Body Is Like Whoa, and I figure, fuck it, I'm gonna just show it off. That works fine until all those fuckin' 18 year old boys at the beach start pointing and laughing and getting red in the face and stickin' all out under their shorts while they yell to each other, "Oh fuck, she is so hot!" 

It's just annoying. I mean shit. Don't they have anything better to do that stare at me? I fuckin' hate it!

And what is it with boys anyway? They get with me on a date or something and they're like a fucking jack hammer that runs out of power after like two seconds! I mean I can't even lay down before they've messed themselves all over. It's gross! I mean, hello??!! I kinda wanna cum too you shit! Just cause I'm hot doesn't mean you can just get your dick off all over me. A little control, dude! Fuck.
It's like I have to masturbate all the time because these fucks don't know how to take care of me. It's not that hard. I mean some fingers sliding up and down my waist might be nice.

Some kisses on my neck. And my lips. Dude, I have lips! Hello?? A little kissing would be nice before you dry fuck me in your pants and roll off like some fat shit that eats Doritos all day. Oh, and I have breasts too! You've heard of them, right? They're these big soft things hanging from my chest. A little attention there might be nice. Maybe your tongue sliding gently around the nipples. I mean don't you read about this stuff all the time? Have you heard of foreplay??

And then there's my legs. Yea, girls have legs, They aren't just a hole for you to squirt into, ya know! I like to be touch edon my inner thighs. I like a guy to slide his fingers up until he's almost there and them slide them back. Do that a few times and I will be ready to explode for you! I swear. It doesn't take much. Just control your dick for a few minutes and then you will so appreciate my body that is so like whoa.

Yellow Stickies Got Me A Job In Advertising

Yellow Stickies Got Me A Job In Advertising

 

When my friend Tim told me he just got a job in advertising and, like, everything about it had to do with sex, I thought this is perfect! I was out of college for just a couple months and all I was doing was clubbing, drinking and fighting off guys who only wanted me for sex. It's not like I had a sign on me that said, "Free orgasm. Insert here." I mean, my body IS like whoa but still. That doesn't mean any guy can just climb on top of me, groan like an animal for 60 seconds and unleash a torrent all up inside me whenever he feels like it. I mean come one. I have a college degree! I'm not just a repository for a guy's pent up urgency's whenever his need arises. 

 

So when Tim told me about his job and that there was an opening at the company, I begged him to see if he could set up an interview for me. I'm not sure he was listening to me when I was talking to him because all he was doing was staring at my boobs but I guess he must have heard something because I did get the interview. This dude, Felix, called and said he could see me Tuesday morning so I started to think about what I was going to do to prepare, what I was going to say and what I was going to wear. Since Tim did tell me advertising was all about sex, I figured it would be smart and give me an advantage if I dressed the part. So, I went through my closet and tried on a bunch of my little skirts and tops, even this kinda see through top I have that's got a push up bra built in to it but it all just seemed really lame.

I needed a hook. Something to get me noticed. Something that was kinda professional but kinda sexy too. Then I was like damn, yellow stickies! They must use yellow stickies in advertising so I ran out and bought a whole bunch and brought them back to my apartment. I took all my clothes off and started to stick the stickies all over me trying to make some kind of hot outfit that Felix would also think was kinda cool since I was dressing like all those hot girls in the ads. I asked Tim to come over and tell me what looked good and how I should place the stickies but, just like a typical guy. all he did was get hard. i didn't feel like having sex at that moment so I told him to go to the bathroom and jack off, which, of course, he did in like two seconds.

Anyway, on Tuesday morning, I headed over to meet with Felix. I didn't think the rest of the word would understand why all I was wearing was stickies so I put a big sweater on until I was waiting outside Felix's office where I took it off. Everyone in the office was staring at me and whispering. I mean I guess I looked pretty weird but I thought this would be normal to them because all they do everyday is create ads with sex in them. I thought I'd be nothing special. But, by the look of the guys, I guess I was having some sort of affect on them.

After a few minutes, Felix came out of his office to get me and he looked as shocked as all the other guys. I was hoping this was a good thing because Tim kept telling me it was all about sex and I was trying to be as sexy as I could be so Felix would think highly of me. Actually, he did get pretty high in his pants so I guess that was a good sign the interview was going swell. We talked for a few minutes and Felix asked if he could take a few pictures. He told me it made it easier for him to remember the people he interviewed so I said sure and stood up for him. I even took a few stickies off to make me look even better:-)

As Felix took the pictures, I could tell he was extremely aroused which I thought was really odd. If advertising is about sex all the time, you think these guys would be able to control themselves. It made me kinda nervous but I didn't say anything because I just wanted him to like me and give me the job. I guess my stunt worked because Felix asked me back for a second interview. Oddly, he asked me to wear a lot more clothes to the next interview. Oh well, I guess I'm way sexier than I thought. After all, my body is like whoa. He hired me after the second interview!